It begins modestly enough: a single water droplet lands in a pool with a
bright thwop; it is followed, after a longer-than-expected pause, by an
ominous plucked bass note. The next drop is answered by two more plucks,
and after more than a minute of accumulation a full orchestra is picking
out
a pair of syncopated, stepladder-like phrases, marching giddily up and
down
in an eternal pas de deux. Then a horn section enters, sounding like a
flock of ornery ducks, and before Andy Partridge even begins singing,
you
gratefully understand: this is exactly the kind of bold, sly
inventiveness
the pop world has lacked without XTC.
A stalemate with its former record label kept the band out of the studio
for
five years, during which time lead songwriter Partridge carried on
anyway,
writing a batch of songs that indulged the passion for orchestral sounds
and
textures he had begun to cultivate on the band's 1992 release, the
excellent
(and much under-rated) Nonsuch. In a perfect world, Apple
Venus, Volume 1
would have been in stores a good five or six years ago, but it
ultimately
doesn't make any difference: this album is timeless, resting far beyond
the
reach of the music media's pigeonholing clutches.
Nowhere is that more apparent than in the aforementioned opening track,
"River of Orchids." Partridge weaves a vision of arboreal plenty,
exhorting
the listener to "take a packet of seeds/take yourself out to play" and
reclaim primal nature from the cars and motorways that have despoiled
it.
What sets the song apart is the arrangement: a breathtaking cartwheel of
overlapped horns, strings and vocals, assembled with great warmth and
wit.
If Brian Wilson doesn't wish he'd written this song, he ought to.
While none of the remaining ten tracks are as eyebrow-raising as this
one--they couldn't be--the album as a whole is the bravest and most
emotionally affecting the group has ever made. Like 1986's
Skylarking,
which many continue to rate as XTC's masterpiece, Apple Venus, Volume
1
unfolds as a suite of semi-related songs, exploring the twin influences
of
nature and human relationships. The nature theme in particular is
familiar
ground for Partridge, and this album contains three of his best
explorations
of the subject. In addition to "River of Orchids," there is "Easter
Theatre," a gorgeous song whose lyric recasts the nature pageantry of
Skylarking's "Season Cycle" into a bona fide spectacle, in which
the
listeners become the audience at a celebration of rebirth:
Enter Easter and she's dressed in yellow yolk
Now the son has died; the father can be born
If we'd all breathe in, and blow away the smoke
We'd applaud her new life.
Then there is "Greenman," in which nature is personified in ruttingly
male
(rather than maternally female) terms: "Please to bend down for the one
called the Greenman/He wants to make you his bride." Musically the track
is
the most exciting on the album, a widescreen cinematic rush of strings
thumped and caromed forward by a lively, pagan-sounding drumbeat. If
ever a
piece of music made you want to dance naked around a bonfire, it's this
one.
(Just make sure the neighbors are away.)
That takes care of nature, but what about those pesky human
relationships?
Having gone through a nasty divorce during the band's time off,
Partridge,
not surprisingly, has a few things to say on the subject. "Your
Dictionary"
is a bitter fuck-you to a divorced spouse, its two verses spat out with
a
most un-Partridgean amount of bile. The heavy-handed sarcasm of the
lyrics
("S-H-I-T/Is that how you spell me in your dictionary?") threaten to
stand
as one of his less inspired moments, but the song's coda saves it;
suddenly
the key jumps from minor to major and the chords descend as delicately
as a
falling leaf, the lyrics now sedate and resigned: "So let's close the
book
and let the day begin/and our marriage be undone." Less
troubled--indeed,
outright bucolic--is "Harvest Festival," which deftly combines
(intentionally
or otherwise) the nature/relationship threads into a nostalgic narrative
of
a schoolboy crush, suddenly dredged from memory by news of the now-grown
girl's wedding. "I'd Like That" is a silly, clever folk song with a
lolloping beat and psychedelic dressing; the lyrics will either make you
smile or cringe, depending on how strong your sweet tooth is. Best of
all,
and a genuine breakthrough for Partridge, is "I Can't Own Her," a
straightforward expression of regret over a lost love. It's the most
direct, personal song he's ever written, with wrenching lyrics and an
achingly beautiful score.
If Apple Venus, Volume 1 shows Andy Partridge advancing both
artistically
and emotionally, what about his partner and sole remaining bandmate,
bassist
Colin Moulding? Here he offers two songs, "Frivolous Tonight" and
"Fruit
Nut," the former of which he rates as his finest achievement thus far.
It
isn't, and neither is "Fruit Nut." Even if you do the decent thing and
omit
his early New Wave masterpieces from the running--"Making Plans for
Nigel,"
"Generals and Majors," et al--neither of these two tracks match
Nonsuch's
"Bungalow," Moulding's half-celebratory, half-satirical tribute to the
seaside bungalow, the official hoped-for retirement destination of
millions
of middle-class Brits. Both "Frivolous Tonight" and "Fruit Nut" are
plainly
cast in the "Bungalow" mode, and both are enjoyable enough, but neither
quite makes it to the finish line. The former is a bouncy,
McCartneyesque
vignette about a night out with the lads, and all the beer-sodden
camaraderie that goes with it. The simple chorus is
probably the catchiest moment on the album, yet the song somehow falls
short
of expectations. Maybe the lyric is too plain, or the humor too mild;
maybe
Moulding hadn't quite worked out how much of the song was satire and how
much of it was serious.
More successful, though less sweet to the ear,
is
"Fruit Nut," the ruminations of a garden-shed emperor surveying his tiny
domain. "A man must have a shed to keep him sane," he confidently
explains,
over and over, until you begin to suspect that this man is indeed, as
the
title suggests, a couple of sandwiches short of a full picnic. (The song
also serves as a deranged counterpart-in-miniature to Partridge's more
grandiose nature songs, just as "Frivolous" serves as a simple ode to
friendship next to his partner's conflicted musings.) It's been a while
since Moulding's songs matched Partridge's in impact--Skylarking was the
last
time they appeared to work as equals--yet his presence is still integral
to
the band: he provides the necessary moments of thoughtful, private
meditativeness amid the Partridge Theater of the Senses.
All told, Apple Venus, Volume 1 marks a considerable advance in
the art of
XTC: more ambitious, more accomplished, less prone to hide feelings
behind
arch lyrics and technical finery. Whether Apple Venus's companion
volume, a
collection of noisy guitar-rock slated for release early next year, will
maintain this standard is difficult to say. A straight rock album is
what
many XTC diehards, who hold their worn copies of Drums and Wires
and Black
Sea close to their hearts, have been longing for, but I'm afraid to
hope
that a set of three-chord bashers could rise to the thrilling heights
this
record achieves. Or, as Partridge says in "I Can't Own Her":
And I may as well wish for the moon in hand
As there's more chance of that coming true...
Ah, what the hell. If XTC can't bring us the moon, who can?