Apple Venus, Volume I, the album XTC released early last year, was
adored by critics but ignored by the public, and no wonder; harmonically
rich and ornately arranged with a careful pallette of strings and winds, its
songs celebrated, without irony, love and nature and getting happily old,
and how many young American consumers shell out for something like that?
Radio stations had little use for the album either; sure, none of its
string-heavy songs really screamed "single," but then, if listeners can make
a monster hit out of something as flaccid and boring as "Bittersweet
Symphony," is it so hard to imagine the same happening for "Easter Theatre"
or "Greenman"?
Andy Partridge isn't taking any chances this time around. The second volume
of Apple Venus has been released in disguise as Wasp Star, and
Partridge is frank in admitting that the bright, shiny (if slightly
cumbersome) nom de guerre is meant to send a clear signal to record buyers
and radio programmers that this new record, though intended from the
beginning as a
companion to its predecesor, nevertheless sounds nothing like Apple
Venus, Volume 1. Confused? Welcome to the world of XTC, where nothing
ever seems to happen simply.
Well, nothing except Wasp Star, maybe. This is the simplest, most
unforced record XTC has ever made--the record Virgin Records wanted from
them but never got. Partridge made a conscious decision, back in '95 or
thereabouts, to set aside his sequencer and library of samples and return
XTC to its roots as a plugged-in guitar band. Wasp Star's nine Partridge
compositions are wrapped
in an identical gauze of thick, fuzzy guitars; there are the occasional
hints of trumpets or strings, but for the most part this is garage XTC,
straightforward and loud. If the band doesn't score at least a minor hit off
this one, Partridge and bandmate Colin Moulding should resign themselves to
spending their reclining years in a Swindon retirement home. "Mr. Partridge?
Time for your meds!" "Zzzzz..."
As for which Wasp Star track could prove to be The Big One, there are
several contenders. "Playground" recounts the terrors of the schoolyard with
the perfect recall of the former victim, and does it alongside what could
turn out to be the summer's catchiest guitar riff. "Stupidly Happy" lopes
along with a daffy amiability worthy of its name; "I'm the Man Who Murdered
Love" has a chorus that lodges in your head the second you hear it, never to
be pried loose; and "We're All
Light" is a masterpiece--a snappy programmed drumbeat and strange, noodly
guitars accompany a desperate would-be hipster trying to get in a woman's
underwear: "So you won't mind if I kiss you now/Before indecision can
bite/Don't you know in this new dark age/We're all light." Stephen Hawking
couldn't have said it better.
Those are just the most obviously catchy numbers. I would be remiss if I
didn't mention "My Brown Guitar," a typically Partridgean double-entendre
set to a thumping beat, and plastered all over with thick, Beatlesque
harmonies. "The Wheel and the Maypole," too, is a classic, a perfect
splicing of two of Partridge's most persistent obsessions, the decay of all
life and relationships that go horribly wrong; it would not be too much to
venture that, with this song, he's finally said just about all that can be
said on the subject. (After all, once you've written "Planets fall
apart/just to feed the stars and stuff their larders" in a song, where else
is there to go?)
Moulding's numbers are of a different sort: still tuneful and pleasant to
the ear, but without Partridge's confidence or theatrical flair. Moulding's
songs insinuate themselves on your ear and on your subconscious, so that
judging them even after a month of listenings is perilous. At this stage,
"In Another Life" and "Standing In For Joe" are a little too similar
musically, though the former is a sly and moving appraisal of middle age and
how you get there that should age nicely. "Boarded Up" is a peculiar
beast--a couple of acoustic guitars, the sound of clomping feet, and
Moulding's increasingly hoarse voice are all there is to this sad little
song about the further decline of Swindon, XTC's home town and continued
place of residence. (Has any rotting metropolis been so well documented as
has Swindon? And has any town, rotting or otherwise, given less of a shit
about producing a band so famous and talented?)
As tuneful as Wasp Star is, it must be said that by XTC's standards
it's pretty light fare. There are no outright clunkers--except maybe
Partridge's "Wounded Horse," a spoof country song that gets its point across
very quickly but refuses to leave--and very little sense of risk. Maybe
Partridge and Moulding simply make it look too easy; these songs certainly
must have taken longer to compose and craft than is apparent on listening to
these cheerful, bouyant performances.
Were I to introduce a top-40 radio devotee to XTC, this would be the album
I'd choose; any young person who can't find at least one song to like from
this record isn't worth the bother. Were I
faced with persuading a more discriminating listener, I might go for the
pastoral song-cycle of Skylarking, the whirling kaleidoscope of
Oranges and Lemons, or the pop mastery of Nonsuch or Apple
Venus, Volume 1. I would be too afraid of the reaction were I to attempt
it with Wasp Star:
"So what'd you think of that album I loaned you? The XTC?"
"Oh, with that 'Man Who Murdered Love' song?" A shrug. "It was pretty good."