Revival bands--as good a term as any to describe artists specializing in
musical forms of the distant past (roughly anything predating the invention
of the cassette tape)--come in all shapes and flavors, and choosing a
favorite is like ordering a steak: a bit over- or underdone and you're
liable to send it straight back to the chef. Should you order something hip
and current with a high irony content, like the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, or
do you go for authenticity freaks like the Beau Hunks Orchestra, who record
old film scores live in front of a single microphone and to hell with all
that "mixing" nonsense? These artists have to tread carefully. If they're
too free with their idiom, they risk being dismissed as another pack of
ignorant smart-aleck kids latching onto whatever market fad will get them
noticed; if they're too faithful to it, well, they're boring, no matter how
fine their musicianship or how noble their intentions. Respect for
tradition may be a virtue, but it's a virtue musicians are usually better
off leaving in the box than wearing on their sleeves.
If you had to place Texas' Asylum Street Spankers on that continuum,
you'd
probably put them closer to "faithful"; for a start, they insist on
performing their near-legendary live shows entirely sans amplification--"as
God intended it," as they like to say. Yet it's not as simple as that,
because the invariable next question--"To what, exactly, are the Spankers
being faithful?"--leads you head-on into the peculiar undefineability of the
Spankers' style. Certainly on Hot Lunch, the group's latest release,
there are elements you recognize: some jump blues, a bit of barbershop
quartet, torch balladry, kitsch-Hawaiian, and straight-up country, to name a
few. There are clarinets, banjos, double basses, and acoustic guitars;
there are also harmonicas, washboards, saws, spoons, and the occasional
gunshot or explosion. The result of this mish-mash is that the Spankers
don't sound so much old as odd. They're like a band you would see on an
alternate-universe episode of Star Trek, in which the crew goes back
to a
late twentieth century in which Glenn Miller lived to a ripe old age, Chuck
Berry never picked up a guitar, and the Beatles broke up midway through
recording Rubber Soul.
Though the prospect of a Revolver-less world may frighten you, it
shouldn't
scare you away from "Hot Lunch," which is a hell of a lot of fun. There are
nine men and one woman in the Asylum Street Spankers as of this writing, and
nearly all of them are multi-instrumentalists, and good ones at that. Eamon
McGloughlin's fiddle work alone defies categorization: his playing on the
vaguely-latin, vaguely-Yiddish instrumental title track is full of wit and
verve, yet avoids straying into tastelessness or plain showing off.
Christina Marrs, in addition to pounding a mean saw, is a terrific vocalist,
with a versatility almost extinct among pop singers. Listen to her
hilarious Olive Oyl impersonation on "New Jazz Fiddle," the tortured
atmospherics on the smoky "Blue Prelude," and the laid-back winsomeness of
the album-opening "Cakewalk" and you'll be surprised, and enormously
pleased,
to realize they're sung by the same woman. There's a lot more to digest
among these 16 tracks--nearly every song has a stellar moment and some
actually have too many--and there are more than enough courses to satisfy
any
taste.
If the Spankers get a gold star for musicianship, they score rather less
highly on songcraft. Of the dozen or so original songs on Hot Lunch,
roughly half are little more than musical in-jokes, entertaining and funny
but not fully nourishing. The chief culprit here is singer and ukele player
Pops Bayless, who delights in peppering his lyrics with anachronisms: "I
Don't Wanna" by itself mentions Nijinsky, Teapot Dome, the sinking of the
Maine, and John Phillip Sousa, while the faux-French cabaret song "Bijou"
begins with the line "When I was a doughboy in Paris," and from there
progresses more or less how you would expect. Now you may feel
differently, but I don't think anyone who wasn't a doughboy has any business
writing about doughboys, in Paris or anywhere else. We all agree that
songwriters should be free to write about whatever they want, but the
trouble with songs like these is that there's nothing to hold your interest
once the joke wears off; it's like licking the frosting off a cupcake and
finding nothing underneath. We all enjoy the occasional "Honey Pie," but
imagine the White Album with eight other tracks just like it and you begin
to see the danger.
Don't write the Spankers off just yet, though; they have Wammo. Ah,
Wammo.
Wammo (can you tell I love that name?) writes without a trace of the
cutesiness that sometimes afflicts his fellow composers-in-residence. His
"Tripping Over You" is a worthy addition to the "being with you is like
being really high" subgenre, while "Asylum Street Blues" is stark and spooky
and likely to provoke rather uneasy laughter. Humor is a big component of
Wammo's style--not ingratiating humor, but humor that lunges, bites, and
sometimes flat-out sickens. Wammo's songs provide Hot Lunch with its
most
enduring pleasures, from the caustic anti-yuppie satire of "Smells Like
Thirtysomething" to a bouncy sad-sack country tune called "The Sad Bomber,"
about a jilted lover who uses high explosives to vent his romantic
disillusionment. It's with songs like these that the Spankers go beyond
simple pastiche, creating music that's original and fun--and worth a few
listens.