Wing Commander is Top Gun in space.
(Actually, it's a whole lot worse. I'd rather sit through Top
Gun fifteen times while hot coals were shoved up my ass than see
Commander again.)
Wing Commander is a really bad Top Gun in space.
(Why is it so stinky-poo, icky-bad? Many, many reasons, but mostly
because the acting sucks. Freddie Prinze, Jr. gives his nineties'
equivalent of Mark Hamill's overeager performance in Star Wars,
exclaiming with fanboyish glee at every positive development and
offering dutiful melodramatic tears for every heartbreaking twist of the
plot. The supporting roles are filled out by the dregs of the foreign
film industry; everyone has a different accent, but they're united
across race and nationality in their utter lack of acting talent. And
Matthew Lillard is as great an enemy to good moviemaking as you'll find
in his "wacky" role as Maniac, Christopher Blair's brash sidekick. He
apes for the camera and behaves like a twelve-year-old unexpectedly let
loose in a major Hollywood motion picture. He should still be hidden in
the chorus line of a high-school production of Kiss Me, Kate,
certainly not acting in anyone's movie. One of the worst performances of
the decade. You can't ever build even a decent movie on bad acting, and
Commander is so riddled with subpar work that it first begins to
crumble based solely on the performers.)
Wing Commander is a really bad Top Gun in space, with
awful performances from top to bottom.
(Then there's the plot. It's all this space government warfare
gobbledygook, and if I had cared enough about anything happening on
screen, I might have tried harder to follow events. There's these
Kilrathi aliens and they want to destroy Earth, jumping through this
wormhole with their entire space fleet to attack the planet. The Earth
fleet is all that stands between Earth and the Kilrathi, so this Tiger
Claw ship is dispatched to delay the Kilrathi and perform recon on what
the Kilrathi might be up to. The science is somewhat intriguing, if
unbelievable--why would the ships be so low-tech if the movie is set
several centuries in our future?--but the universe that director Chris
Roberts (who also created and directed the CD-Rom video games) has
developed holds no interest or suspense whatsoever. All of the battle
scenes are anti-climactic, and the dramatic moments are each a vacuum of
tension, allowing for only manufactured melodrama.)
Wing Commander is a really bad Top Gun in space, with
awful performances from top to bottom and a laughable plot.
(It might be one of the worst movies of the year. It's certainly one of
the worst movies I've ever seen. The audience got into some fun
commentary and enjoyed laughing at it, but it wasn't worth the price of
admission. I paid to see the Star Wars trailer, and as a bonus I
get Wing Commander: a nasty excuse for decent sci-fi filmmaking.
Avoid at all costs.)
Wing Commander, perhaps one of the worst movies of the year, is
a really bad Top Gun in space, with awful performances from top
to bottom and a laughable plot.