THE INSIDE SCOOP ON THE TREK 9 NUDE SCENES!!
Okay, I bet all of U have been following the buzz about the nudie scenes in the new Trek movie. (Bring on the boobies, say I!) Well, I just got in from a screening of the new director’s cut of "Eat my Baby, you Freak," a kewl indie flik directed by some guy with no arms!!! Kewl!!! I’m really tired but I need 2 get this scoop 2 U ASAP! Here we go boyz and ladies...

"Harold Bawles--can’t talk much, in the midst of post production on ST9. Love yer site. Rumors about Trek nudity are true--full frontal--anyone who says otherwise is lying like a rug. We see Troi breast and beaver. Also Riker’s unit. Very edgy, graphic stuff. Also suggestive."

HOOOOOO-HHHHHAAAAAHHHHHH! Yeah baby! I can’t wait to see Troi's snatch! Kewl!