TITANIC SEQUEL IN THE WORKS!!! MEGAULTRAKEWL!!!
Ok kewlheads, you all know how x-cited me am re: anything James Cameron puts his hot and talented little hands upon. I'm a Cameron nut. He's the god of godly gods to me; he's SEW KEWL!!!!! Imagine my excitement when I opened up my inbox this morning 2 find this kewl tidbit. If it's true, then GOD BLESS AND WORSHIP JAMES CAMERON!!!!!!!

Harry bud--BIG news from Fox and Paramount. They've finally figrued out a way to capitalize on the excitement and thrills of last fall's megasuperblockbuster, Titanic. There WILL be a Titanic sequel, rushed to theaters just in time to go up against Star Wars: Episode I! What a box-office duel that will be! Anyway, no big news in terms of the plot--Jack survives somehow. WE knew that would happen if they were gonna do a sequel. Here's the lame part: he's gonna be played by Joshua Jackson from Dawson's Creek, because of course Leo wants too much money! Jack will survive the Titanic sinking and then live for about fifteen years, go to school--we won't see any of that. But the kewl part that will be revealed about halfway through the film is...

[HARRY HERE--SPOILER SPACE ADDED--VERY KEWL NEWS AHEAD, BUT DON'T READ UNLESS U WANT 2 SPOIL THE NEW TITANIC FLIK!]

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...that Jack is actually Indiana Jones! he'll tangle up with some Nazis, meet up with a babe or two, and we'll meet his adopoted dad--Sean Connery in a cameo role! Apparently Connery is looking to escape the nasty buzz from Avengers. So it's gonna be a Titanic movie and an Indy movie rolled into one! Kate Winslet returns, but she'll be a different character whom Indy/Jack falls in love with because he thinks she looks so much like his beloved Rose. Very tragic, powerful stuff. Enjoy the scoop--love your site!

Thanks 2 that guy for the hot hot scoop! Me love Cameron!Me wanna see Titanic Part Deux! Kewl!