CHRISTOPHER REEVE TO RETURN AS SUPERMAN!
Odd tidbit to fly across, but what do U expect, it's Labor Day weekend, slow news time for everybody....

I just recieved a call from my good buddy Chris Reeve, who played Superman and is just a tremendous talent. He's got this new scheme going, and I think it's gonna be picked up...HE wants to play Superman in the next movie! Here's his idea: cast Nick Cage, good move, keep that: but superimpose Reeve's head doing all the dialogue over Cage's bo;dy! That way even though Reeve is in a wheelchair and can't walk or move very much, he could continue his legacy as the Man of steel! Tell your fans and readers to write Warner Bros. in support of this controversial but tremendously cool plan!

I will do that, buddy! I'm gonna compose my letter right now!