Ain't It Kewl Coming Horizons Insider

MORE PREQUEL TRAILER NEWZ!!!!!!!!!!
Boy this is some interesting stuff we're seeing now. I hope all this stuff comes to pass--it's such a cutting edge trailer and it will be so sincerely kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry--I'm the Stormtrooper. I work at Lucasfilm. I saw the trailer yesterday, the teaser. Your report sounds mostly accurate, except for one tiny detail: as Lucas masturbates, McCallum is licking his testicles, and he's getting a massage from a Fox executive. It's very action-packed, and you would not believe how much money and semen is involved! It took makeup guys two weeks to produce all that fake semen--and Lucas produced the other half himself! Oh, to taste a drop of Lucas seed...

So the stormtrooper says McCAllum and a fox exec are also in the trailer. Kewl. And confirmation of the prequel trailer as well. Always nice to see cross-checking from scoopers--keep it coming in folx! Good scooping, guyz!!!

Ain't It Kewl Coming Horizons Insider