SUPERSPY SEES PREQUEL TEASER!!!! SPOILERS!!!
OK, U know I love my Star Wars and I drip with geeky kewlishness when I think about the new prequel movie from George God Lucas. This tidbit from Lobot sends my brain realing! 2 kewl! Read on, dear reader o mine!

Hi Harry. Lobot here from Skywalker Ranch. Love yer site. I saw a special screening tape of the "Star Wars" prequel trailer today in George Lucas' office while I sat on his lap. yes, we're that close. here's a description:

--Lucasfilm logo

--20th century fox logo

--Classic title card script, reading: "Today at Skywalker Ranch, George Lucas is working on his proudest accomplishment..."

--next card: "Himself."

--close-up of Lucas's wee-wee as he strokes it, masturbating

--camera pans back to his office at Skywalker Ranch (where I was becasue I'm his good friend) and piles and piles of money

--he masturbates on all the money and then wipes himself with a Boba Fett towel, grinning the whole time like a bastard!

--the money is all dirty with Lucas' fluids. It was so kewl!

--flash to title card: STAR WARS: GIVE ME MORE

--last title card: May 1999

Well Harry, take that with a grain but I'm in with Lucas so I should now. Keep it up dooz.--Lobot

Sooo KEWL!!!!!!! I knew Lucas would outdo himself on this movie, but this is ridiculous!