PREQUEL TRAILER RUMOR FALSE!!!!!!
Okay, I dunno about this 1 folks.....it's contradictory to what I said alreadeeee, and I don't ever print falseness 4 my fanz!!! But if it's true, then we got some troooo kewlness coming up and a new trailer 4 Lucas fanz!!!! Kewl!!! C.K. McCallum (no relation) files this report...

"I have new news on the prequel trailer, Harold. It can't be true what you say, AT ALL. The reason why is that Lucas hasn't been able to sustain an erection since "Empire" began filming in 1979. Don't ask how I know--I just do. Trust me. So the trailer can't show him masturbating, because he's as flaccid as a dead dianoga. Sorry...C.K."