SCREENING REVIEW OF NEW TREK FILM!!!!
Boy oh boy oh BOY, dew I luv Star Trek! I drip with geekiness all over my Red Lobster bib whenever I think about the new movie. Well, "Data" has seen a rough cut, and reports to us all! Listen to his pearls of wisdom!

Hi harry. Saw rough cut of Star Trek: Insurrection last week. Should be called "Indigestion." Very lame likenesses of Vader, Hal, and Indy. I was not pleased with the plot either. These aliens arrive to destroy earth, and only Will Smith can stop them! Whatever! Trust me I was at this secret screening it was very hush hush and only three people were there so I can't confirm it with anyone else.

Boy, this sounds legit to me...and a little bit scary! I really hope this new Trek is super kewl! Can anyone else confirm the appearnce of Hal 9000, Vader, or Indy in the film? Those sound like sewper kewl cameos to me! Bring on the kewlness!