PAUL VERHOVEN TO DIRECT LILITH FAIR CONCERT FILM!
Are U like Me? Are U a huge phan of moviz like "Robocop" and the tittilatting "Showgirls"? Then U will luv this bit of gossip from H-wood straight from some powerful horse's mouth!

Heyya, Harry. Love da site. I'm known as Doctor Bones around here. I just recieved word from the head of our marketing department that we're all gonna have to start listening to Sarah McLachlan nonstop around here, because Paul Verhoven is doing a film of the Lilith Fair tour. I just caught a glance at his proposal earlier this afternoon. He's got some pretty radical ideas for his version, though--Sarah Mc. and Liz Phair in a nude lesbian sex scene backstage, some erotic dancing during Bonnie Raitt's "Thing Called Love," and introducing a fictional character called Rick Dickling who seduces each of the lilith fair singers over the course of the tour, withi a hot sex scene devoted to each. He also will force Paula Cole to shave her pits. Very hot and controversial, but our studio thinks that Verhoven will put seats in the theater for what could otherwise be a very boring concert flick...

Yowzah! I'm so erect already with this thought of this kind of flick! Bring it on, Verhoven! Shave dem pits on Paula Cole!