HITCHCOCK REMAKE DIRECTED BY...HITCHCOCK?!
Ok, I love hitch and I love reincarnation, so this be perfect. Too kewl. Say no more!!!

I was walking along on the Universal lot the other day when who should I run into but the rotting, walking corpse of Alfred Hitchcock! He's been resurrected through an arcane voodoo ritual performed by Gus Van Sant and Janet Leigh. I asked him how he was feeling, and he quipped, "Very dead." Ha! I then chatted with him for a good bit about what new projects he'll be tackling now that he's reborn again as a directorial zombie. On his plate are remakes of Rope, Rear Window, and the Birds, with the hottest young talent. Apparently the studio wants him just to redo his first movie with no changes! Hereís a direct quote: "I have no fucking clue why they want to bother with such pointles exercises in futility, but at least I'm not worm food anymore." He's also thinking about tackling the next Lethal Weapon film for WB. Weird stuff...

I'll say, geeks! I wanna meet the zombie resurrected corpse of Hitch! Kewl!!!!