HARRY'S THOUGHTS ON THE PREQUELS
Hi, me here. I've been sitting here rolling about in the kewlness of my bedroom and thinking about the prequels, so I thought I would share my kewl thoughts, with my readers and with anyone famous who may B reading. George Lucas, if you're out there, then read hard and listen tight because I am a huge SW fan and I am very in tune con what your phans want.

I think it would be very kewl if Kween Padme were naked in the prequels. Think of how kewl and hot Princess Leia looked in Return of the Jedi. Imagine the magic, the specialness, the kewlness of all that young naked flesh pressing against Obi-Wan's scottish flesh. SO kewl.

And you know I"m with you geeks in wanting to see lots of cool computer generated effects. But why, oh why genius Lucas, do you need real actors AT ALL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be SEW KEWL KEWL if we saw a movie with no real actors at all. I wanna see Jabba, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and all the other kewl new prequel characters be all fake and soulless computer creatures, not real actors with skin and solidness. Keep it kewl Lucas.

Lucas, Mr. God of Movies, you know that we geeks and I will be waiting in line, I'll get in line five year sbefore the movie and wait and do what I love, which is to talk flix with kewl geeks like myself and make other geeks jealous of my hot movie connections. Lucas, can I be in the prequels? I would be so kewl about it, not geeky at all while on your godly set, it would be so kewl just to be near you, geekgasms and geek semen smearing the camera lens and going krazeee with kewlishness. KEWL.

George, I wrote a haiku poem for you about the prequels.

Mr. George Lucas
Kewl kewl kewlness king.
Prequels will be so kewl and geeky.

I also wanna see a rock band in the prequel. That would be tres kewl for the geeks fans. How about Metallica? Or perhaps even Hootie and the Blowfish. I luv Hootie and I would luf to see those kewlness masters of bandness rocking in Mos Espa cantina. Keep it kewl Lucas and I will always be your fan and best friend ever.

That's it for now. Keep reading the kewl news you geeks, you are why I do this and why I sit at my comptuer for twelve hours a day. You are my best friends and I luv U all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!