A MESSAGE TO MY READERS (ABOUT THE OTHER HARRY)
Hey movie fanz--OK, so I just posted to a few message boards and to a few newsgroups about this kewl site, and Iím trying 2 get some readers in here and get some buzz going re: my site and my love of filmz and stuff like that. OK? Okay.

First off, welcome 2 my site! I hope that U will tell all your kewl movie geek friends to stop by and check us out! We've got lots of hot buzz gossip on your fave new flix comng up 4 U, so pay lotsa attention! Bookmark us, baby! Come back often! Kewl!

Second, someone on the Ain't it Cool message board said I was mean 4 being so mean 2 Harry K. and for posting a message about my site on his board, since I was being mean 2 him and U can't insult a man in his house. First off, a website is not a house! He did not invite me there--I went there because it is kewl! I have the utmost respect 4 Harry Knowles--I luv his site and think it is so kewl what he does! I am doing this site because I want to get in on some of his action--there is plenty of hot movie gossip 2 go around--lots to talk and write about and lotsa movie geeks 2 spread the wealth! I luv all flix 2, just like Harry and many millions of others on the internet! If it seems like I'm poking a bit of fun at Harry K., maybe I am--we all need a bit of fun poked! But I luv Harry K. and hope he loves my site and me!

Finally, come back often for the latest movie gossip! I just wanted to welcome all U new readers and send out some good vibes re: Harry K. and movie gossip and the net and geekishness! Keep it kewl, geeks!

--Harry Bawles