KATZENBERG/EISNER RUMBLE!!!!
This is a sad, sad day, movie fanz. I like 2 C peace and harmoneeey in all my favorite movie makers. Lucas and Spielberg, Damon and Affleck--all best buds. KEWLNESS. But when two godly filmmakers go at it, it's not kewl at all. Here’s the scoop.

Harry--funny, weird goings-on here at Dreamworks. The entire staff of the studio was invited to a special screening of Antz, to build some camraderie and support and buzz among all of us. Very exciting, fun affair. What was most certainly not fun was that none other than Michael Eisner, Jeff Katzenberg’s former boss at Disney, showed up for some unknown reason and started talking trash from the audience. Here’s the transcript--it’s exact, I will never forget this, trust me:

Jeff: We think that Antz will be the film to beat this fall, and...

Mike: What about A Bug’s Life?

Jeff: Who the fuck is that?! Eisner?!

Mike: Yeah it’s me, you prick fuck! Fuck you and your fucking studio! The mouse fucking rules you little shit!

Jeff: Come and say that to my face, you balding shitface! I crap more tastily than your ass! Your films are retread shit! Fuck Pocohontas--I took the disney magic home with me at night!

Mike: Yeah? I took your whore wife home at night, you fuck!

Jeff: FUCK YOU!!!!

Then Jeff leapt off the stage and ran at Eisner. He was climbing over bodies and stomping on his workers.......Eisner just ran around like a coward. Finally Jeff caught up with him. Katzenberg beat the SHIT out of Mike Eisner. He left with a broken nose and two black eyes. He even grabbed a mickey pen out of Eisner’s pocket and stabbed him in the arm. Based on that alone, I think Antz will win this fall’s battle of the bug movies--otherwise, Katzenberg will kill someone!

Yuck. Sad, sad, sad--NOT KEWL.