CONNERY, THURMAN, FIENNES PETITION TO REMOVE AVENGERS!!!
This is some weird news from overseas at the brit isles, as they say. Over to the blimey bastard for the scoop:

Oi, Harry. Call me the blimey bastard. Just caught a press conference on the telly featuring Sean Connery, Uma Thurman, and Ralph Fiennes of the new uberbomb The Avengers. Apparently, they're petitioning the studios and theater owners all over the world to burn their copies of the film and consider it as a "failed experiment." I took some good notes, chap; here's an excerpt:

Thurman: We apologize to the world at large and to Avengers fans everywhere for ruining two hours of their lives with what we now see is quite obviously an utter piece of shit.

Connery: Please, we implore you: forgive us, forget about this film, and NEVER see it again.

Fiennes: And theater owners, please destroy all copies of the film in your possession. We beg you to help us erase this nasty blemish from our otherwise accomplished resumes.

I've heard buzz about the three hiring some IRA terrorist thugs to firebomb a couple theaters showing the film and get their message across a bit stronger, but I can't confirm that.

Ouch, blimey bastard! That kinda stuff smarts! Me, I liked Avengers, because WB flew me out to California to see it, and I thought it was KEWL!!!!!!