HOLDENCOCK REVIEWS ANTZ!!!!
Yes!! Kewl!! Our first secret spy screening reviewer! Holdencock has filed his first report about a kewl secret screening and he promises to bring us more!!!!! Without further adooooooooo.......

Holdencock here. That's not my real name. Fuck, Antz sucks. Woody Allen is so fucking annoying. This movie has shit for a heart. It reeks like my stinky ass. Sharon Stone plays this slut ant. She's a hot ant; I'd do her. She runs from the colony with Z who is played by Woody Allen. Again, he's so fucking annoying. I can't say that enough. Antz gets my vote for the worst movie of the fucking year so far. it even beats out Avengers. I gotta make a deal. Later HB.