HOT NEW ANTONIO BANDERAS PROJECT!!!!!!!
Just gonna step aside and let this kewl tidbit speak for itself....Antonio Banderas is so sexy that he even turns me, a straight guy, on!

"Harold: check out this juicy bit. I was looking over Army Archerd's shoulder at Variety and saw him typing up a bit about a new Antonio Banderas project. It's gonna feature Antonio as a hot guy staring at a camera for about two hours. Just him standing there! He'll be topless and glistening with sweat--you can watch the beads of sweat drift down his body and just get all hot over him. He'll also occasionally say a few words, like "hello" or "please touch me" or something. It's targeted heavily at middle-aged women and should do boffo b.o."

Wow! Film history! Antonio is such a kewl hottie!