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Well, here's what all the brew-ha-ha's about!!! Welcome to Ain't It Kewl Coming Horizons Insider!!!!! This is your place, the home for movie geeks like me on the web. If you think summer flix are 2 kewl, then you're in the right spot!!! If U love Dean Devlin and Joel Schumacher, then this is your place! If you weigh 400 pounds and live with your parents, then this is just the website 4 U! We got film news on all the hottest latest projects. Some of its even true!!!! We'll share it all straight to you: my spies and I. I have secret spies in every corner of the film industry and I will share all the newz I C with U. I believe in sharing every single tidbit of flix news that surfs across me, wether it's true for sure or not! You are the fan; U can D-side!!! :)
And we don't pander to any of the studios or filmmakers we're all about the geeks and the viewers and getting the word out on projects we care about. (Though we're not above going to screenings for free and sleeping with hookers hired by millionaire film executives!!! Hoo-hah!!!) We want kewl flix to get lots of neat press and make lots of money so that I get more free stuff in the mail!!! KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!
Without further adoo, give the latest gossip a once-over, and check back every day!!! We'll update all the time on the latest newz 4 U, U crazee film geek you! KEWL!
--Harry Bawles
SEPTEMBER 30, 1998
HARRY'S THOUGHTS ON THE PREQUEL TITLEPREQUEL TRAILER RUMOR FALSE!!!!!!
SEPTEMBER 24, 1998
XCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DIRECTOR OF NEW PRETTY IN PINK SEQUEL!!!!!!KUBRICK TO START REFILMING "EYES WIDE SHUT"--FROM THE BEGINNING!!!!
MORE PREQUEL TRAILER NEWZ!!!!!!!!!!
JERRY STILLER TO PORTRAY ANAKIN'S FATHER!!!! KEWL!!!
SEPTEMBER 18, 1998
THE INSIDE SCOOP ON THE TREK 9 NUDE SCENES!!PLOT OUTLINES FOR NEW GODZILLA CARTOON SHOW!!!
SEPTEMBER 8, 1998
CASTING NEWS ON NEW SPIDER-MAN PICTURE!!!!
SEPTEMBER 4, 1998
A MESSAGE TO MY READERS (ABOUT THE OTHER HARRY)NEW NINJA BEARS CARTOON SHOW!!!
SEPTEMBER 1, 1998
HARRY'S THOUGHTS ON THE PREQUELSJAMES DOOHAN CAMEO IN STAR TREK 9!
AUGUST 25, 1998
TITANIC SEQUEL IN THE WORKS!!! MEGAULTRAKEWL!!!CONNERY, THURMAN, FIENNES PETITION TO REMOVE AVENGERS!!!
AUGUST 17, 1998
RE-RELEASE OF SWING KIDS: SPECIAL EDITIONDANNY GLOVER TO PORTRAY IKE TURNER!!
SUPERSPY SEES PREQUEL TEASER!!!! SPOILERS!!!
JAN DE BONT'S SPEED TO HIT TV SCREENS!!!!!
HITCHCOCK REMAKE DIRECTED BY...HITCHCOCK?!
