August 3, 1999

I can't hold it in any longer. It just creeps me out.

One of the Backstreet Boys looks so much like Craig Kilborn that it makes mepuke. When I see Kilborn, I think of the Backstreet Boys. It's the last thingI want in my mind when I'm trying to be worthy of his smug urbane comedy.

One of them needs to be eliminated. I vote for the Backstreet Boy.